You can't just "go buy one" though.
I've never been a frequent flyer of Red Lobster or anything, but I will say this: Those Cheddar Bay Biscuits are pretty bomb/great/fire/fantastic.
Well, in honor of the 25th anniversary of said biscuits, Red Lobster created a lip balm that tastes "just like it," according to Marie Claire.
The caveat is that you would have had to sign up for the Fresh Catch Club by Monday, which we are sadly past. Chances are, we're betting that Red Lobster will end up on eBay, just like the McDonald's Schezuan sauce after that one Rick and Morty episode surfaced, and probably will be thousands of dollars.
Until then, go eat some biscuits.
1,995 Likes, 73 Comments - Red Lobster (@redlobster) on Instagram: "Want to do something cheesy for your Valentine? These biscuits are a pretty good place to start."
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