JDB’s POP Poop

The third movie in the “Meet the Fockers” trilogy is under way. BEN STILLER, ROBERT DE NIRO and OWEN WILSON are in negotiations to star in "Little Fockers," which, of course, means a baby is on the way for Ben Stiller and TERI POLO. However, the Hollywood Reporter says JAY ROACH, who directed the first two films, will not be doing the third film, since he’s already committed to a comedy called “Dinner for Schmucks” (I couldn’t make this up).

MICKEY ROURKE lost his B-F-F. E! Entertainment News reports that the quirky actor's 18-year-old pet Chihuahua passed away on Monday night. Mickey is very, very fond of his dogs and even thanked his pack when he accepted the Golden Globe Awards for "Best Actor" last month. The little pup's name was "Loki," and Mickey often referred to her as the "love of his life." (Hey I lost a dog too this year, no one nominated me for an Oscar)

SARAH PALIN’s 18-year-old daughter, new mother BRISTOL, told Fox News that relying on abstinence alone to prevent teen pregnancy isn't realistic --a contradiction of the governor's views on the subject. (Teenage revolt or was it the head popping out between her legs that brought her to this great observation? Apparently Bristol is the brains of the family, who knew?)