Every day we stray further from God’s light. It’s become Halloween tradition to sexualize anything and everything, and this year even wholesome PBS stars aren’t spared! That’s right, nothing is sacred anymore. “Sexy Bob Ross” enjoys creating happy hardwoods and may have to check himself into his own animal rehab, becomes he’s become one himself! But it doesn’t stop there…
“Sexy Mr. Rogers!” Yep, turns out he was dressing like a schoolgirl stripper the whole time and we didn’t even notice. This costume will ensure it’s a bootyful day in the neighborhood every Halloween. Who needs a trolley when you can be a trollop?? We’re excited for next year’s Sexy Mr. McFeely!
