This May Be The Laziest Thing Ever Invented

The wizards of laziness at Reynolds Wrap have found a Super Bowl promotion so nice, they’re doing it twice! "The Hunger Harness" has returned for Super Bowl LIV and can be purchased here for $3.99. The new and improved Snackbjörn features a two-liter drink compartment with a hands-free drinking straw, a wings pouch, foldable snack tray, paper towel holder, built in trash can, phone pocket and a memory foam neck pillow. They thought of everything! Except for a way to retain your dignity...