New Fashion For Man Children Everywhere

Nobody asked for this, but it's available.

Male onesies are now a thing, as pantless tops are currently available for sale on the e-commerce site Wish.com. The emasculating ensemble, traditionally worn by toddlers, is being sold by multiple vendors on the site, which features male models sporting the crotch-hugging onesies.

One of the onesies (below) sold by the seller BoutiqueMarket is described as a “Pressed Crotch Baseball Themed Bodysuit Romper Pajamas,” and we'll stop this report after that, as to not risk any more testosterone loss.