Study: Men Aren’t Trustworthy When Measuring Their Member

It's tough out there being a scientist who just wants to get an idea of what the average length of a male member is. In a shocking twist it turns out height isn't the only thing men add a half inch or more to. You shed a few pounds when talking about weight, you add a half inch to an inch when measuring your height or member size. Tale as old as time (please read that line as if sung by Angela Lansbury.)

Researchers are having issues conducting their studies around the world because men are BIG liars when they are allowed to self-measure and submit their own sizes. It doesn't take much science stuff to realize that when left to our own devices most men will probably enlarge their number a bit. Maybe they add more than a bit, because if the "scientists" aren't actually looking, who's to say any different?

The most sizable change from previous studies regarding men's members averages was in erect measurements. The lying liars who participated in the study measured a girthy 21% larger than past averages.

It's probably all the hormones in our food that are making everyone's junk larger, right?  It's not? Are we all just growers, not show-ers? No? We're all just a bunch of exaggerators who think an extra half inch isn't going to kill anyone? That sounds more reasonable.

Full details on the study: https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fpsyg.2023.1105423/full