Eagles-Chiefs Monday Night Football Viewership Expected to be Insane
ESPN is currently feeling it. I mean completely feeling themselves because their viewership is going to be insane for the Eagles-Chiefs on Monday Night Football. It’s because all the football fans are going to be tuned in to see a rematch of last year’s instant classic Super Bowl between the Chiefs and Eagles. The Eagles are 8-1 and the Chiefs are 7-2, two of the leagues best teams bringing in the viewers! Right? Wrong. The ESPN executives are feeling themselves because it’s rumored that the Kelce parents will be meeting the Swift parents for the first time. OMG SOUND THE ALARMS!!!! (Sarcasm font) Get your popcorn ready, because all night long we’re going to see shots of the Swifts and the Kelces. I imagine this is what the world would’ve been like when two royal houses married their children back when royal houses mattered.
The good thing about all of these people meeting is that they all seem like normal human beings. Yes, their children are 3 of the most well known and popular humans, but still normal families. Let’s game this out for future Thanksgiving dinners with the Swelce clan(?) just like Megan Markle, putting a bit of American into the British royal family (and virtually bringing it to the ground.) The Swelces are going to be littered with Philadelphia sports fans and absolutely DIEHARD EAGLES FANS. Let’s break it down:
Kelce parents – Not diehards for either team, just for their kids.
Jason – playing for the team, so diehard.
Kylie (Jason’s wife) – Delaware county girl. DIEHARD Eagles fan. Will raise their children diehard Eagles fans.
John McDevitt (Kylie’s dad) – ONE OF US! ONE OF US! If you saw the Kelce documentary on Amazon Prime then you already know where’s John’s allegiance lies. The guy had to leave Kylie’s house to watch the game alone, because like every other Eagles dad born in the 50’s and 60’s they’ve seen so much bad football that they’re ready to throw a remote through the screen after the 1st bad play. Big Dan Vassalotti feels you John.
Taylor Swift – Allegiance with Travis… thumbs down.
Scott Swift (Taylor’s Dad) – DIEHARD EAGLES FAN. Guy gets it. He better be in Eagles gear if he’s at the game in Kansas City this weekend. The half eagles, half chiefs jersey Donna rocks is only allowed for her because it’s her children. Represent Scott! All green in the box in KC.
Never once has so much Philadelphia fandom been injected into a family from outside the area! The Philadelphia sports takeover is happening people.