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Dad Jokes. Some people say it like it’s a bad thing, but is it? The hardest part of hating on Dad Jokes is not TELLING A DAD JOKE. You heard me. I’ll try to poo-poo on the cringe dad jokes, but eventually, I laugh and end up telling one. I took some significant time to shortlist the worst / best Dad Joke shirts the internet has to offer. Scroll down to peruse and be amazed (or disgusted).
What Are The “Best” Dad Jokes?
That depends on what you find funny. What I love most about a “good” dad joke is that it works for the whole family. The younger ones aren’t left out. Even if you have to explain the dad joke, it still creates conversation and encourages a sense of humor. I’m in. Here are a few dad jokes to bolster your arsenal, dads:
- “I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.”
- “What did the zero say to the eight?” “That belt looks good on you.”
- “I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.”
- “I was addicted to the hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.”
- “Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.”
You are welcome. Much like dead batteries, there’s no charge.
I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad A Base Dad Jokes T-Shirt
I feel like this shirt really says it all. Available in 10 colors with sizes S – 3XL
Dad Jokes are How Eye Roll T-shirt
Oh dads, this shirt tells the truth while also making our eyes roll. Sizes S – 5XL poly/cotton blend.
Dad Jokes Where the Magic Happens T-Shirt
There is no magic, dads. This chart is false. Please, let us help you. Available in 10 magical colors. Sizes S – 3XL
I Tell Dad Jokes Periodically But Only When I'm My Element T-Shirt
I don’t know why, but I always find the element jokes funnier. I definitely chuckled at this shirt. dang it. I just used the word “chuckled.” Look what you did, dads. Available in 10 colors with sizes S – 3XL
Dad Joke Loading
Wait for it… Wait for it… any minute now… nope. Still loading. 7 color choices with sizes S-XXL
Fifth Sun Men's Dad Jokes Graphic Tees
I don’t think I need to hammer this joke home… you got it. Click on the link to see other fantastic dad joke sayings. Available in sizes S – 3XL
Dad Joke Fuel Gauge
Rolling out with a full tank, are we? Worried the temperature might dip too low and you’ll get condensation in your dad joke tank? And you thought I wasn’t listening. Sizes S – 3XL
A Salt Dad Joke
COME ON, dads… OK, the joke idea is pretty funny, but why attack your fellow spice? Are you SALTY because his sodium is so much lower than yours?” Dang it, dads! Now I’m telling dad jokes. Sizes S – 3XL
I'm Outstanding T-Shirt
Nope. Sizes S – 3XL… oh, and it comes in women’s and youth too… ya family of dorks. #JK #JK
I Have Gone 0 Days Without Making A Dad Joke T-Shirt
Well, tomorrow is a new beginning, dads. In the meantime, you wear your shame. 6 color options and sizes S – 3XL
Well That's Not A Good Sign T Shirt
You can buy this. I find this shirt hilarious. Go dads, put it in the cart like a bag of Cheetos.
