If there’s something here you decide you just must have, we’ve provided links to the product websites. When you click on the link and make a purchase, Beasley Media Group may earn a commission. We are an Amazon Associate and earn from qualifying purchases.
This summer Bret Michaels of Poison is taking an epic concert experience called Parti-Gras to 12 stops around the country. Detroit is the first stop on July 13th, 2023. Part of that party is a Bret Michaels karaoke contest where the winners get to go on stage and sing with Bret. Friend, let’s do this.
How does one properly look like Bret Michaels? There are five key pieces to Bret’s look: the hat, bandana, facial hair, shirt, and jeans. I’ve done the shopping for us. You’ll need to handle the singing part, but no worries. I know you’ll give me something to believe in.
Side note: I also tagged on some of my favorite Bret Michael-themed items for the ladies to help us live our best Bret life. Enjoy.
Livingston Men & Women's Woven Straw Cowboy Hat w/Hat Band
Start at the top… work your way down. Bret doesn’t always wear a hat, but when he does… it’s a cowboy hat… Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song, every head needs a hat or two.
Vintage USA American Flag Cowboy Hat
There are two main styles of cowboy hats Bret sports… the straw look above and the American flag/ skull style. I chose this since they have 5 different styles to choose from. All have some sort of flag and/or skull theme. Click on the link to see the options.
Levi's All-Gender Multi-Purpose Bandana Gift Sets
Bret is always sporting a bandana. He even gave a tutorial on how to fold it for his signature look. Let’s learn with Bret.
@officialbretmichaels For the first time ever, check out the official #BretMichaels #bandana ♬ original sound – Bret Michaels Here’s a classic bandana option now that you know the proper folding technique.
Franco American Novelty Company Rocker Wig with Bandana
Need the hair and the bandana? I found that too.
Human Hair Fake Beard for Men
Wow. We need some facial hair to look like Bret, but I don’t know if I’m down with using human hair. I’m not here to judge you. It is realllllllyyyyyy realistic. I’ll give them that. And 500+ sold in the last month! It’s not cheap either!
Mr. Moustachio Five Gnarliest Goats of All Time
OK… here’s a more affordable option on facial hair. You get FIVE goatees. Use the Soul Patch option to look like Bret and save the other four goats for Talk Like A Pirate Day, your Colonel Sanders Halloween costume... etc.
American Classics Poison Colored Tattoo Smoke Adult T-Shirt Tee
I love the vintage look of this Poison T-shirt. Available in three different designs and colors, but this one is my personal favorite.
DANT BULUN Men's Ripped Distressed Destroyed Slim Fit Straight Leg Denim Jeans
Complete your Bret Michaels’ look with a pair of distressed jeans.
Bret Michaels Face Tour 2019 Dedekyo 5 Women’s Tank Top
Ladies, this tank top is awesome because summer can be sultry… much like Bret’s eyes.
Funko Pop! Rocks: Bret Michaels
Put a little Bret Michaels in your rock collection! This guy “don’t need nothing but a good time.”
Bret Michaels Road Dog 5 Black Mug 11oz
Smoking hot coffee deserves a smoking hot coffee cup. Ladies, am I right? Am I right?
