Does Pouring Beer On Yourself Help You Tan?
When Al Gore invented the internet, the thought ‘Does Pouring Beer on Yourself Help You Tan?’ never crossed people’s minds. That’s because at one point in our history, the internet seemed like a really good idea. Humans give themselves the ability to connect to anything and everything. The internet has connected us to one another and helped spread news quicker than ever before. It changed how we interact with each other, watch sports, and it brought about fun ways to spread awareness for things, ex: The ice Bucket Challenge and ALS awareness.
Unfortunately, the internet also opened the floodgates for stupidity. The fun challenges have devolved into things like the Tide Pod Challenge, which not many people were actually doing because even morons know not to eat laundry detergent. A new TikTok video could be leading to another idiotic trend, pouring beer on yourself helps you get a better tan seems to be the “new trend”.
I love a good tan, but there are better ways to go about it as opposed to wasting a delicious beverage on your skin. I’m not totally sure if it has to be a specific type of beer, but apparently, there is some scientific benefit from the hops used that will help the melanin in your skin. When I purchase my beers I look at two things first is the ABV because nothing is worse than grabbing some beer because the cans look cool, then you realize you’re drinking something that’s 9.5% (not that I wouldn’t buy a 9.5% beer.) Second is the price because these things can add up. I know I’ve never seen a can of beer with an SPF rating on it.
Let’s go back to that whole history and knowledge at our fingertips thing. We know what the sun can do to a person’s skin if left unprotected. If you don’t, use the internet. Beer not only has an SPF of zero, but it could also attract some bugs and bees swinging by to check out what this new scent splashed all over this bozo is. After a few hours of sitting in a stale beer wouldn’t you start to smell like a frat house the day after a rager? Instead of wasting a beer save a dollar or 2 and grab a can of Crisco. A couple of dollops of grease should help you lose that paleness, plus you can use that extra dollar on a beer to drink while you try to become a bronze god/goddess.
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