The Hilarious Interview You NEED to Watch Regarding the Missing F-35 Crash

It's not every day that the United States military loses an F-35 when it is still flying in the sky. But that is exactly what happened over the weekend. The fighter jet was having issues, which led to the pilot having to eject. After that, the plane was in autopilot or "zombie" mode. Does that mean it was just flying straight until it ran out of gas? Seems pretty damn dangerous, and people in the area are lucky nobody was hurt or killed. As the government tries to figure out what went wrong with the $100 million dollar aircraft, we have been gifted Randolph White. Randolph lives in Williamsburg County, South Carolina, and was just "taking a shave" when he heard this incredible noise go over his home. He's the missing F-35 interview you need:

I don't know enough about fighter jets to dispute the noise that Randolph said the missing F-35 made, but I thank him for giving us internet gold. When you send a reporter out to talk to people on the street you are almost asking for ridiculous interviews who either witnessed an event or saw a crowd and decided to check it out.

Seeing Randolph reminded me of a few other local news clips that went viral. Let's re-live some great local television on-the-street interviews:

The Mobile, Alabama Leprechaun

People in the Crichton area of Mobile believed there was a leprechaun hiding in a tree. It only came out at night and those people were there to see it. The highlight of the original video is the amateur sketch of the leprechaun. Another highlight was when someone put music to the original video.

Kai the Hitchhiker

He was a 'hero' until he was convicted of first-degree murder. Not funny, but the original interview with him sure was. The good stuff starts at 51 seconds into the clip. Also, it's a very NSFW clip.

Grape Stomping Lady

This was more of a controlled show segment and there was a plan. Everything should've gone according to plan, but as Mike Tyson once said, "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." Or in this case, when you fall out of the stomping bucket & platform.

Sweet Brown and her apartment complex fire

Kimberly "Sweet Brown" Wilkins escaped an apartment fire in the middle of the night and gave one of the best local TV interviews ever. Her interview was quickly remixed and made into a song that also took the internet by storm. Here's the original:

It's not every day that you win big. Like $1000 big. But when you do, you'll start looking around for cool ways you can spend $1000 in and around Philadelphia. What’s better than some throwing-around money?

There are tons of ways to spend in Philadelphia and its surrounding areas. Some extra moola in your bank is a great thing. You can have fun in ways you never thought of before. The world is open to you when you're open to spending some cold hard cash.

You can’t always throw a grand at something. When do you ever have that much money just lying around? You ought to spend it right and use it on something that you will really value. Or, spend it on something fun and temporary. We won't judge.

$1000 is not chump change. Having it will change how you look at the price of almost anything. Coming into that cash helps make life and shopping more fun. Whatever you want is yours with $1000 of play money.

Now, it can be overwhelming to decide what to do with it. After some very scientific brainstorming, we have a few ideas… 

Winning the cash contest would cover that Wawa coffee you pick up on the way to work every morning. You’d have to buying a 20 oz regular blend hot coffee every weekday for a year and a half to spend this much cash.

Lower level Seats to Eagles-Cowboys on Sunday, November 5 are going for around $500. Grab a pair with your $1000 to see the Birds take on their hated arch-rival. 

For $1000, you could rent a house in Sea Isle City. For example, this house is $141/night x for nights. If you add the $100 cleaning fee, plus $153 service fees, you'd only be paying $958. So, treat yourself to a meal at Uncle Oogie's!

The lucky winner of $1000 will have enough money to cover about 76 "whiz wit" cheesesteaks from Steve’s Prince of Steaks in Northeast Philly. That’s roughly one cheesesteak per week for a year and a half. It sounds like it could help you get through a weekday morning with a little something to look forward to on your lunch break.

Queen + Adam Lambert will visit the Wells Fargo Center on Wednesday, October 18 in one of the area’s biggest upcoming concerts. Spend your new cash on some seats for the Rhapsody Tour. 

Every year when the fall season rolls around, a trip to “The Sweetest Place on Earth” becomes more and more tempting. You don’t have to limit yourself to just the Halloween celebrations though. Winning the cash contest would cover you for season passes for a family of four!