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How Old Is Too Old To Go Trick Or Treating?

Halloween is here, and we’re all ready to give out candy to the little kids in the neighborhood. It’s fun to see what the kids have decided on this year,…

What age is too old to trick-or-treat?
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Halloween is here, and we're all ready to give out candy to the little kids in the neighborhood. It's fun to see what the kids have decided on this year, are there any outside the box costumes? What is the big costume this year that you'll see 30 times tonight? But then you get the kids that show up at almost the end of the night, when you're ready to wrap it up for the night. They definitely are older, and you can't help but make you think how old is too old to go trick-or-treating?

I believe I have the right number... 15 should be the end for trick-or-treaters. That could even be slightly too old, but if you can't drive yet we should give them some leeway. If you're old enough to drive, you're too old to be walking the streets collecting candy. This seems completely reasonable, but a few cities are going even harder on the age limit.

In Belleville, Illinois a law says it is, "unlawful for any person to appear on the streets, highways, public homes, private homes or public places in the city to make trick or treat visitations" unless they are in the eighth grade or below." I think you can't really cancel Halloween for kids who just started high school. Are we going to put 13-15 year olds in Halloween purgatory, and make them hand out candy to the younger kids? That's like the Halloween version of A Christmas Carol. The 13-15 year olds are the ghosts of Halloween future for the younger kids walking around.

Virginia might be for lovers, but they hate teenage trick-or-treaters. They have a few towns with laws on the books that say 12 is too old. There is a law from the 70's that threatened 6 months in jail if anyone 12 or over was caught trick-or-treating. What group of grumpy old men wrote that law?

It's a fine line when it comes to being too old to trick-or-treat, but the bright red line is driving age. If you're old enough to drive, or old enough to have a legitimate boyfriend or girlfriend no more candy hunting for you. Happy Halloween.

9 Worst Trick or Treat Handouts for Halloween

Halloween is the time of year when spookiness takes center stage, and creative costumes rule the streets. It’s also the day of the beloved tradition, trick-or-treating. Whether you're a kid dreaming of a candy jackpot or an adult admiring the neighborhood's costume creativity while handing out treats, it's a highlight of the year.

However, you'll always find that one neighbor who likes to shake things up by handing out something other than candy. It's not always a bad thing, though. Some people do it for a good reason, like considering kids with dietary restrictions. But if you're considering going outside the box, you should avoid certain trick-or-treat handouts.

Let's talk about the Halloween horrors, the stuff no one wants in their trick-or-treat bag. First on the list are those infamous toothbrushes or dental floss packs. Halloween is the one night a year when kids can indulge in a sugar frenzy, and suddenly, you're handed a dental hygiene product. It's like being told to eat your veggies at a birthday party. Then there are the homemade treats. While some homemade goodies can be delicious, receiving unlabeled, homemade treats can make even the bravest trick-or-treater think twice; also, most parent's won't feel comfortable with that and may dispose of them. All of your hard work will go to waste! Safety is paramount on Halloween, and unwrapped or unlabeled edibles can raise concerns.

Another item to avoid is pennies. They're not even worth the trip to the store, and they make you question if you've accidentally stumbled into a time machine back to the 1950s. If you’re going to give out money on Halloween, make it worthwhile if you can swing it. While Halloween is all about surprises, pennies are definitely not the kind of surprises anyone hopes for.

Take a look at some of the worst trick-or-treat handouts for Halloween.

Key Chains

Keychains are handy, but they're not exactly the kind of treasure kids hope to find in their candy haul. They want stuff that's sweet, not stuff for keys they don't have. Save yourself some money and pass on key chains.

Leather keychain, holder trinket for key with metal ring. Vector realistic template of black fob for home, car or office isolated on white background. Blank accessory for corporate identity

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Hygiene Products

We all know cleanliness is important, but getting soap, shampoo, or hand sanitizer in your treat bag on Halloween is not what kids look forward to. It's a treat, not a trip to the pharmacy. It's like getting socks for Christmas. While practical, it's not exactly exciting.

bottles of amenity set besides bathtub in bathroom

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Loose Change

Coins may have been an acceptable treat decades ago, but nowadays, they're seen as disappointing. Kids prefer candy. Or maybe small toys (if they're exciting/cool enough). Unless, you're giving away the big bucks, steer clear of this one.

Coins in denominations of 1 American cent with a portrait of Lincoin on a gray background

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Trail Mix

Healthy snacks are great, but Halloween is all about the sugar rush. Kids aren't exactly thrilled to find a mix of fruit and nuts in their bag. They're hoping for chocolates and gummies, not something they associate with after-school snacks.

Colorful trail mix in a white bowl with spoon

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Coupons

Adults may appreciate coupons for discounts at local businesses, but they don't make for a fun Halloween treat for kids. Saving money is cool, but Halloween is all about instant gratification. And coupons for discounts don't really make the cut.

10% OFF coupon illustration set

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Brochures or Pamphlets

Halloween is not the time to distribute religious or informational materials. Kids are looking for fun and treats, not pamphlets. Consider giving those away another day that's not Halloween.

A shallow focus shot of a male standing near a door and giving out pamphlets while smiling

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Toothbrushes and Dental Floss

Halloween is all about the candy, right? So, if you toss a toothbrush or dental floss into a kid's stash of treats, you're basically inviting disappointment. Plus, it's safe to assume that the trick-or-treater already has a toothbrush. Do they truly need another one?

Dental floss and toothbrush on white background

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Unwrapped Candy

Throwing unwrapped candy into a plastic pumpkin? That's just asking for a sticky mess. Plus, it's not the cleanest option. And given the concerns these days, it's just another worry for parents who fear someone might mess with their child's candy.

Close-up of hard candies isolated on white background.

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Homemade Treats

Those fancy homemade snacks that look like they came straight from Pinterest can be cute, but if you don't really know the kids or their parents, they might wonder about your intentions. Sticking to pre-packaged treats is your best bet on Halloween, especially if you're trying to keep trick-or-treating simple and sanitary.

Decorating Halloween gingerbreads of pumpkin lantern and skeletons with frosting. Girl holds pastry bag with black icing and decorates gingerbread pumpkin lantern

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Steve Vassalotti is co-host of “The Matt Cord Show with Steve Vassalotti” weekday mornings 6a-10a on 102.9 WMGK. He has been with the station since 2015. For WMGK he writes about inane nonsense that surrounds our daily lives, sports, food and other various topics. Steve writes about Philadelphia lifestyle content, the Philadelphia Eagles culture and trending topics.