Earth Conscious Ways To Get Rid Of Your Halloween Pumpkins
Putting your rotting jack-o-lanterns outside for the squirrels and deer to munch on is not the only way to earth-conscious way to get rid of your Halloween pumpkins. It’s the best way, but not the only way. When it’s time to bust out the Christmas decorations and the general fall decor is finished it’s crushing time. I like to take the pumpkins outback with a sledgehammer and break them apart so it’s easier for the rabbits, squirrels, and deer to munch on. To be honest, I’m not even sure they like the way the pumpkins taste. There are other ways to get rid of your pumpkin instead of millions going to a landfill, which is where they would decompose anyway right? According to Homes and Gardens, you can do a few things with your pumpkin to keep it out of a landfill:
Bury it – If it’s a jack-o’-lantern and has a face on it, maybe you can hold a funeral for it too before you bury it. Say some nice words about it. Maybe it’ll grow into a pumpkin tree.
Donate it – This isn’t a bad one, since animal shelters can use it for feeding their animals. Make sure you’re donating it to a place that can use it, otherwise, you’re just giving someone else your trash to throw away.
Make it into a bird feeder – Leaving it out in your yard smashed, or cut in half works. In the article, it says Blue Jays and Cardinals like pumpkins. They also said to hang smaller ones from trees as you would any normal bird feeder.
Cook it – Na. I’m good, but you can try.
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