10 Reasons Why The Phillie Phanatic Would Make A Good Boyfriend
The Phillie Phanatic
Sure, Bryce Harper and Kyle Schwarber are the talk of the town, but we need to talk about the most important player on the team, the Phillie Phanatic. Is he an aardvark? A bird? We can never be too sure, but we do know that he is single!
Dating the Phanatic would be a wild ride, to say the least. He’s a fun-loving, energetic, and sometimes mischievous mascot who loves to entertain the crowd. He’s also a bit of a celebrity, so dating him would put you in the spotlight.
Where The Phanatic Would Take You On A First Date
The obvious answer is to a Phillies game, but remember, that’s his work! So, what are some other options for a first date with the Phillie Phanatic? He might take you on a walk through the Magic Gardens, Love Park, or Rittenhouse Square. If you get hungry, you can grab some delicious food from Reading Terminal Market or a cheesesteak from Pat’s or Geno’s.
Wherever the Phanatic takes you on a first date, it’s sure to be a memorable experience. He’s a creative and thoughtful planner, and he always chooses a spot that he knows you’ll enjoy. We’re just hoping that he shows up in pants.
No matter what you do, dating the Phanatic would be an adventure. He’s a unique and special person who would make your life more fun and exciting. Just imagine dating the green, fuzzy giant. Here are 10 reasons why The Phillie Phanatic would make a good boyfriend.
He Will Take You To A Phillies Games
I’m sure the Phanatic runs into this issue a lot when it comes to his dating life. Women might only want to date him for the sweet perks of working for the Philadelphia Phillies, but he’s more than that, ladies!
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He's Not Afraid of PDA
The Phanatic will not shy away from showing you off to his friends and fans. He loves giving affection to the people he loves.
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He Gives Back To The Community
The Philadelphia Phillies and the Phanatic are both incredibly charitable. This is a great quality to see in a man. They’re willing to step aside and put others before themselves.
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He'll Never Talk Back To You
Actions will always speak louder than words. That statement has never been truer for the Phillie Phanatic, but that won’t stop him from sticking out his tongue!
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He's Close With His Mom... But Not Too Close
You love to see a man that values the importance of family. The Phanatic is close with his mom, Phoebe, but not creepy close. She gives him space and they get together for the big events. I’m sure he’s checking up on her too.
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He's A Great Dancer
The Phanatic is not afraid to bust a move. He’ll always be the first one out on the floor and the best dancer! That sounds like he would make a great plus one to a wedding.
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He's Friends With Celebrities
From The Always Sunny in Philadelphia cast, Jason Kelce, Meek Mill, Tim McGraw, Miles Teller & more, the Phanatic has the coolest friends. Imagine what his birthday party might look like!
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He's A Goofball
The Phanatic is a natural comedian. When you’re having a hard day, he’ll do a goofy dance and make a silly dance to make you smile.
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He Has Great Style
Even though he doesn’t typically wear pants, he is still rocking the ‘Winnie the Pooh’ style outfits. Check out how good he looks in those overalls!
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He Loves The City Of Philadelphia
If you’re a Philly girl, this is really important to you. Loving Philadelphia means supporting the city’s sports teams no matter what, always being down to get a cheesesteak, and agreeing to late-night Wawa runs.
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