10 Reasons Why The Phillie Phanatic Would Make A Good Boyfriend

The Phillie Phanatic

Sure, Bryce Harper and Kyle Schwarber are the talk of the town, but we need to talk about the most important player on the team, the Phillie Phanatic. He’s the real catch at Citizen Bank Park. Is he an aardvark? A bird? We can never be too sure, but we know he is single, ladies!

Dating the Phillie Phanatic would be a wild ride. He’s a fun-loving, energetic, and sometimes mischievous mascot who loves to entertain the crowd. He’s also a bit of a celebrity, so dating him would put you in the spotlight.

Sure he might look a bit immature mocking the opposing team and sticking out his tongue at them, but isn’t that the whole point of being a Philly fan?

Where The Phanatic Would Take You On A First Date

The obvious answer is to a Phillies game, but remember, that’s his work! So, what are some other options for a first date with the Phillie Phanatic? He might take you on a walk through the Magic Gardens, Love Park, or Rittenhouse Square. If you get hungry, you can grab some delicious food from Reading Terminal Market or a cheesesteak from Pat’s or Geno’s.

Wherever the Phanatic takes you on a first date, it’s sure to be a memorable experience. He’s a creative and thoughtful planner, and he always chooses a spot that he knows you’ll enjoy. We’re just hoping that he shows up in pants.

No matter what you do, dating the Phillie Phanatic would be an adventure. He’s a unique and special person who would make your life more fun and exciting. Just imagine dating the green, fuzzy giant…

The fluffy green bird from the Galapagos Islands is sure to show you a good time and treat you well. Here are 10 reasons why The Phillie Phanatic would make a good boyfriend.

  • He Will Take You To A Phillies Games

    I’m sure the Phanatic runs into this issue a lot when it comes to his dating life. Women might only want to date him for the sweet perks of working for the Philadelphia Phillies, but he’s more than that, ladies!

    Phillie Phanatic

    (Photo by Mitchell Leff/Getty Images)

  • He's Not Afraid of PDA

    The Phanatic will not shy away from showing you off to his friends and fans. He loves giving affection to the people he loves.

    Phillie Phanatic

    (Photo by Tim Nwachukwu/Getty Images)

  • He Gives Back To The Community

    The Philadelphia Phillies and the Phanatic are both incredibly charitable. This is a great quality to see in a man. They’re willing to step aside and put others before themselves.

    Phillie Phanatic

    (Photo by Hunter Martin/Getty Images)

  • He'll Never Talk Back To You

    Actions will always speak louder than words. That statement has never been truer for the Phillie Phanatic, but that won’t stop him from sticking out his tongue!

    Phillie Phanatic

    (Photo by Mitchell Leff/Getty Images)

  • He's Close With His Mom... But Not Too Close

    You love to see a man that values the importance of family. The Phanatic is close with his mom, Phoebe, but not creepy close. She gives him space and they get together for the big events. I’m sure he’s checking up on her too.

    Phillie Phanatic

    (Photo by Rich Schultz/Getty Images)

  • He's A Great Dancer

    The Phanatic is not afraid to bust a move. He’ll always be the first one out on the floor and the best dancer! That sounds like he would make a great plus one to a wedding.

    Phillie Phanatic

    (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

  • He's Friends With Celebrities

    From The Always Sunny in Philadelphia cast, Jason Kelce, Meek Mill, Tim McGraw, Miles Teller & more, the Phanatic has the coolest friends. Imagine what his birthday party might look like!

    Phillie Phanatic

    (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

     

  • He's A Goofball

    The Phanatic is a natural comedian. When you’re having a hard day, he’ll do a goofy dance and make a silly dance to make you smile.

    Phillie Phanatic

    (Photo by Sarah Stier/Getty Images)

  • He Has Great Style

    Even though he doesn’t typically wear pants, he is still rocking the ‘Winnie the Pooh’ style outfits. Check out how good he looks in those overalls!

    Phillie Phanatic

    (Photo by Tim Nwachukwu/Getty Images)

  • He Loves The City Of Philadelphia

    If you’re a Philly girl, this is really important to you. Loving Philadelphia means supporting the city’s sports teams no matter what, always being down to get a cheesesteak, and agreeing to late-night Wawa runs.

    Phillie Phanatic

    (Photo by William Thomas Cain/Getty Images)

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