Weird Stuff: Smart Toilet Caught on Fire While a Guy Was on it
In the world there are a few places in this world that you know weird stuff happens in. Florida. Australia. India. China. These four are the Mt. Rushmore of weird stuff. Florida has people on bath salts eating faces, and has earned their own moniker of stupid. Florida Man. India has 7 billion people so you know some weird stuff is going to be happening there. In Australia, everything can kill you, will kill you and wants to kill you. Now let’s talk about China…
Look at some of these headlines directly from China. Wild Boar Falls Through Ceiling of Mall. Dog Walks on Two Legs, Dressed as School Girl… For One Mile! Eleven Inch Donkey Penis Confiscated at Airport. Totally not weird. Waitress Doesn’t Let Backwards Feet Stop Her. WTF?
You see what I’m talking about with the weird stuff coming out of there. We used to play a game called Florida or China, which was a lot harder than one would think. We can now add another ridiculous headline to the list of ridiculous Chinese headlines. Smart Toilet Bursts Into Flames as Someone is Using It. So this poor unsuspecting fellow goes to do his business on his super cool smart toilet (at least he thinks it’s super cool.) He’s probably scrolling through reels on Instagram or Tik Tok videos. All sorts of stuff that he enjoys. Then he notices some smoke coming up from below his butt. He starts thinking to himself, “did I eat anything extra spicy?” Eventually it turned into white smoke billowing from his toilet. He decided that he should get up and check, and right as he does that the toilet bursts into flames!
Talk about getting a different ring of fire! Guy really blew up the toilet that time. He was just trying to see a man about a horse when his toilet decided it was time for revenge on the guy’s rump. Lucky for him and his undercarriage he came away from the toilet unscathed. Maybe just stick to the rivers and the lakes that your used to and get yourself a normal toilet. I think that’s what TLC meant when they recorded Waterfalls.