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Videos Prove Kangaroos Are Really Just Fuzzy Bodybuilders

We have seen enough videos to prove Kangaroos are fuzzy bodybuilders. One of the best videos on the internet came out of Australia a few years back. Australia is a…

Kangaroos are just fuzzy body builders.
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We have seen enough videos to prove Kangaroos are fuzzy bodybuilders. One of the best videos on the internet came out of Australia a few years back. Australia is a place where everything can, wants to, and will kill you. The video is of a Kangaroo that is absolutely yoked holding a man's dog by the neck. This man must have the same sized set as the guy who walked a black bear out of his yard. He walks up and punches the kangaroo right in the face. Check it out.

The video is so well known it worked its way into comedian Shane Gillis' new Netflix special.

Look at the most recent video to prove that Kangaroos are just fuzzy bodybuilders: kangaroo vs dog vs human. That kangaroo just got done tossing around a pair of 50lb dumbbells. The dog had something to say about his overly loud grunting. The roid rage in the Kangaroo skipped over all logical responses and went right to I'm going to drown you.

The newest Kangaroo getting punched by a human proves that these fuzzy bodybuilders are a bunch of muscled-out bros. They'll square up to you but have no clue what to do when you hit them in the mouth first. In each video, they seem completely caught off guard and stunned by the punch. Because of this most recent kangaroo vs human fight, I've fallen into a Kangaroo YouTube hole. Of course, you should join me.

How often are humans and kangaroos fighting that you need to make a video explaining how to survive if a fuzzy bodybuilder attacks you?

Here is a funny video with commentary of a Kangaroo fight from Ozzy Man Reviews (Audio NSFW)

We learned a few things today. Kangaroos are fuzzy bodybuilders. They fight like drunk bros at a bar. They don't like dogs. Finally, if you need to save your dog just punch it in the face before it knows what happened.

Steve Vassalotti is co-host of “The Matt Cord Show with Steve Vassalotti” weekday mornings 6a-10a on 102.9 WMGK. He has been with the station since 2015. For WMGK he writes about inane nonsense that surrounds our daily lives, sports, food and other various topics. Steve writes about Philadelphia lifestyle content, the Philadelphia Eagles culture and trending topics.