Washing Your Hair with Beer is Good?
We’ve already gone through this whole idea of using beer for things it’s not supposed to be used for. Example A, Beer is for drinking and when needed for cooking. It is not tanning lotion, and it’s definitely not shampoo. Who are the people that need to be told this? On Healthline.com they have an entire article of the benefits of washing your hair with beer. Like the meme for things that are too long… I ain’t reading all that, but I’m happy for you, or sorry that happened to you.
What the article is apparently saying is that beer does have some benefits for your hair. The malt, hops, and iron in beer could make your hair softer and shinier. That’s cool that beer has some health benefits that aren’t all negative. The problem is they say you need to open the beer and let it go flat. Carbon dioxide is not good for your hair. So you’ve lost me already. Flat or as it should be called, stale beer, stinks! Have these people never woken up after a party in high school or college and walked downstairs to the stench of leftover solo cups, or sticky beer-covered floors? It’s terrible, even when you’re not ungodly hungover. Imagine, that’s what your hair smells like.
The internet people talking about this say you wash your hair with shampoo as you normally would, and then you massage the stale beer into your hair. Let it sit for a few minutes. Then you rinse it out. You just rinse it out? Like you’re not re-shampooing to remove the smell of beer in your hair? F*ck outta here! If you have a friend who is doing this, call the police because they’re obviously a danger to society. You can just add this to the long list of why we live in the dumbest timeline.