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Humpback Whale Washes Up On Jersey Shore

Author Steve Vassalotti

A new humpback whale carcass has washed up on the eastern seaboard! This time on a Long Beach Island, New Jersey. I believe I once again have the perfect solution for those in charge of removing and disposing of the deceased mammal!

There is no better time to remind people about what he people in Oregon did in the 70’s or what the people in Brigantine and Long Island should’ve done last year.

A 20-30 foot humpback whale carcass washed ashore in LBI. If we’ve learned anything from the internet it is how to dispose of a whale carcass when it washes ashore. Dynamite!

Let us journey back to the year 1970 when a whale washed up on a beach in Oregon. Now, before we criticize these simple Oregonians, we need to remember it was 1970, science and problem solving hadn’t been invented yet so there really was no way to know that loading this dead 45 foot bloated, gas filled behemoth with 1,000 lbs of dynamite was quite possibly the worst idea they could have. The guy in charge of the removal of the whale,  was only put in charge because his boss was hunting. To make this idiocy even better, there was a former military demolitions expert in the area who said 20 CASES of dynamite was far too much and they only needed 20 STICKS to do the job. His advice was ignored, which looking back was probably for the best because the video below is amazing.

Somebody get on the horn with Long Beach Township officials and let them know there is a video that will show them the correct way to dispose of their whale carcass issue. If you don’t want to watch the news report leading up to the detonation you can jump right to the 2 minute mark. The whole video is really worth a watch, it’s really just amazing all the way through. The way this reporter says whale, the demolitions guy having no idea what they’re doing and the plan to set the dynamite to one side so the carcass goes towards the ocean and the recap by the reporter of the epic failure. Enjoy!

7 Terrific Beach Hotels In Cape May New Jersey

What a beautiful part of the Garden State. There are many terrific beach hotels in Cape May, New Jersey that you should stay at. We combed through many Google reviews so you don’t have to.

So many of the hotels in Cape May are rooted in the peninsula’s deep Victorian-era history. They are lavishly decorated and beautifully colored. The rainbow hues of the buildings in the entirety of Cape May really add to the entire positive experience of being there.

Cape May distinguishes itself from other New Jersey shore towns in so many ways. They have immaculate beaches, a gorgeous promenade of shops rather than a boardwalk, and beautiful views. Plus, for those of you who love something a bit spooky, it is rumored that the town is haunted! While it has many features other beach towns offer, none have the rich history Cape May boasts. So many original structures remain from all the way back to the 19th century. It truly is a gorgeous place to visit.

And, they have some gorgeous hotels to back that up. One hotel even dates back to 1816. That is how deeply engrained history is in this town. You have to make it a stay when you venture to this place. There’s so much to do and see, you’ll need a place to rest your head that’s on par with Cape May’s beauty.

Here are 7 terrific beach hotels in Cape May, New Jersey:

  • La Mer Beachfront Resort

    La Mer Beachfront Resort has been around for over 50 years. But, the hotel is anything but outdated. Its modern amenities are sure to draw any guest in. This place is literally award-winning. And they don’t lie about being “beachfront.” They’re right next to the ocean.

  • The Mason Cottage

    The Mason Cottage is a charming, quaint place to stay. No, it’s not RIGHT on the water, but if you want to be enchanted by the historical side of Cape May, this is the place for you. You’re almost transported to an older world when you walk through the doors. You get every modern amenity you’d want in a place that looks fit for royalty.

  • Angel Of The Sea

    Angel Of The Sea is an elegant bed and breakfast in Cape May. With its ocean-view wraparound porch and lush detailing, the Angel of the Sea is Victorian Cape May’s most romantic bed & breakfast. It’s located one-half block from the beach in the quiet East end of town. So much is included in your stay, including afternoon tea, you almost have to stay there.

  • The Queen Victoria Bed & Breakfast

    The Queen Victoria Bed & Breakfast really does make you feel like royalty. Hence its name. This place oozes luxury. Just one block from the beach, this hotel will ensure you have a unique stay. Enjoy the uniqueness of three restored 1880s homes as well as an 1876 gambling parlor. There are gorgeous porches and comfortable parlors with fireplaces.

  • Grand Hotel Of Cape May

    Grand Hotel Of Cape May is also right on the beach. Literally steps away. They also boast indoor and outdoor heated pools and a great restaurant and lounge. The sundeck is a great place to lay and watch the ocean (and the people walking by) as you relax. The hotel is as grand as its name suggests.

  • Congress Hall

    Now this place is teeming with history. Starting in 1816, Congress Hall has been providing guests with American classic hospitality and old-world charm. It’s a huge property sitting just a short walk from the beach. The place has been updated over the years and now includes modern amenities such as a spa and three restuarants.

  • Periwinkle Inn

    Yes, the Periwinkle Inn is bright purple-y pink. This hotel is literally, and I mean literally, steps from the beach. It features a really nice pool and activity area. Plus, the staff are very friendly and accommodating. The rooms are modern and updated nicely as well.

Steve Vassalotti is co-host of “The Matt Cord Show with Steve Vassalotti” weekday mornings 6a-10a on 102.9 WMGK. He has been with the station since 2015. For WMGK he writes about inane nonsense that surrounds our daily lives, sports, food and other various topics. Steve writes about Philadelphia lifestyle content, the Philadelphia Eagles culture and trending topics.

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