There are a lot of things you can do with your money. One thing that is not advisable is spending it on a $700 cheeseburger. Drury Beer Garden in Philadelphia is going to the extreme and creating a burger fit for a king.
They are calling their new cheeseburger the Gold Standard burger. On it will be 8oz Japanese Wagyu Ribeye, aged cheddar cheese, Italian Black Truffle and Caviar, lobster meat using with Louis XIII on a brioche bun then it’s topped with gold leaf. Delivered with your $700 Cheeseburger is a shot of Louis XIII. That bottle of cognac usually costs about $5,000.
If you love cheeseburgers, but also like being able to pay your rent or mortgage then the Gold Standard is not your dish. Don’t let your peasantry get you down! DSG has a more reasonable burger for you. We take a look at the other end of the spectrum and find that they have a totally affordable smashburger for under $3.
Maybe they’ll allow you to have some sort of payment plan for you Gold Standard burger purchase. You could always attempt the Wimpy, “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today” and see what that gets you. Lets do some burger math and say the smash burger is an even $3, which sounds better? A single $700 cheeseburger or 233.33 smashburgers? I believe I can confirm the correct choice is the latter. Even with F-You money, the latter is still the better choice.