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22nd December 1913: How a father amuses his children at Christmas. (Photo by Topical Press Agency/Getty Images)

This Sunday, June 20th, is Father’s Day. I might be the only 24 year old female working in radio that LOVES a good “Dad Joke” so I decided to share my top 20 Dad Jokes. Buckle up, get ready to cringe, and share some of these at the dinner table with your dad this Sunday!

  1. What rock group has four men that don’t sing? Mount Rushmore.
  2. What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
  3. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!
  4. I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I needĀ Help!
  5. What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door? “Close the door, I’m dressing!”
  6. “Where do fruits go on vacation?” “Pear-is!”
  7. “Where do you learn to make a banana split?” “Sundae school.”
  8. “Where do boats go when they’re sick?” “To the boat doc.”
  9. “I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.”
  10. “What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.”
  11. “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.”
  12. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.”
  13. “My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.”
  14. “What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!”
  15. Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
  16. How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.

  17. “How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.”
  18. “How did Harry Potter get down the hill?” “Walking. JK! Rowling.”
  19. “I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.”
  20. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.