Friday of Super Bowl Weekend, you’re getting set for your Super Bowl parties, placing your bets and probably spending a bunch of money. Maybe you can make up some of that money with some prop bets. What the hell, let’s give it a shot. It’s the last NFL game until preseason garbage in August. If you are betting this weekend, good luck! I hope we all win a lot of money!!!
Super Bowl 57 Prop Bets
Color of liquid poured on the winning coach:
Orange +250, Yellow/Green +350, Clear/Water +500, Blue +500, Red/Pink +550, Purple +900, No Gatorade Poured +1600
Since 2001: Orange (5), None (5), Blue (4), Clear (4), Yellow (3), Purple (1).
My thoughts: Value is on the no gatorade poured, which i was surprised to see has happened 5 times since 2001. If Eagles win – Yellow/Green. If It’s Kansas City they dumped orange on Andy when they beat SF in the Super Bowl a few years ago.
Whose Mom/Wife Will be Shown First
Donna Kelce (Travis and Jason Kelce’s mom) -750
Brittany Mahomes (Patrick Mahomes’ wife) +424
Pick: Donna. No doubt it’s going to be Donna Kelce. You’d have to live on mars to not know she’s been the darling of the SB lead up week. There is a reason the odds are -750.
How Many Times Will Roger Goodell Be Shown Odds
Over 1.5 -189
Under 1.5 +115
Pick: Over 1.5. As annoying as his face is, I’m sure they’ll show him chatting with multiple celebs throughout the game.
What Will Be Said/Shown First During Broadcast
Video of “Philly Special” from Super Bowl LII -160
Video/Picture of Rocky Statue +165
Video/Picture of Cheesesteak +240
Pick: Philly Special. I actually don’t expect to see any cheesesteak or rocky vids or pictures. They’re not in Philly, which is when they usually use that B-roll. Go with the ballsiest call in recent SB history.
Which Chiefs Fan Will be Shown First
Jason Sudeikis +105
Paul Rudd +175
Rob Riggle +350,
Henry Winkler +500
Pick: Rudd. This is a tough one. Jason Sudekis’ star is enormous right now because of Ted Lasso, but Paul Rudd is also an A lister, the people love him, he’s defied aging, he has a massive new movie coming out. I will go with Paul Rudd on this because the power of the Marvel Cinematic Universe is just too damn big.
Which Eagles Fan Will be Shown First
Bradley Cooper -175
Rob McElhaney +225
Kevin Hart +400
Pink +650
Pick: Kevin Hart. Cooper and Hart are A-listers. Kevin hart is more outright in his Eagles love. The guy just did a video saying he purchased an Eagle for “16.5 mil cash” very funny. find it here: https://www.tiktok.com/@imkevinhart/video/7197478327412706606
Will Kevin Burkhardt/Greg Olsen Mention Odds
No -450
Yes +275
PICK: YES. Absolutely. Sports gambling is enormous in this country. The leagues have all realized it and partnered with Sports betting apps. No doubt it my mind they mention something about odds.
When Will Donna Kelce be Shown First After Kickoff
1st Quarter +160
4th Quarter +165
2nd Quarter +300
3rd Quarter +350
PICK: 1st quarter. No Brainer. Easy money. She’s the biggest thing next to the actual game right now.
For this last one I’m just going to bold who I think are good bets because there are so many options.
Celebrity to be Shown During Broadcast
Joe Biden -500
Bradley Cooper -500
Any Kardashian Sister -500
Eric Stonestreet -300
Jason Sudeikis -300
Meek Mill -300
Paul Rudd -300
Kevin Hart -250
Henry Cavill -200
Mike Trout -145
Larry Fitzgerald -125
Chris Paul -125
Devin Booker -125
Matt Damon -120
Miles Teller -110
Jill Biden +100 – I think she’s been at every playoff game and multiple regular season games. They’ve shown her each time she’s there. Jill bleeds green, and she’ll definitely be at the Super Bowl.
Wayne Gretzky +100
Rob McElhenney +120 – Fox has the broadcast and used to own FXX. That’s the channel that Always Sunny is on. McElhenny has the longest running scripted comedy on television. At +120 this is another easy way to win some dolla dolla bills ya’ll.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson +125
Gordon Ramsey +125
John Cena +125
Mark Wahlberg +125
Tom Brady +125
Jon Rahm +150
Rory McIlroy +150
Brad Pitt +175
Michael Phelps +200
Pete Davidson +200
Steve Nash +200
Will Smith +200
Tina Fey +250
Ben Affleck +300
Kim Kardashian +350
Leonardo DiCaprio +400
Pink +400
Kanye West +400
Donald Trump +600
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIRDS!!!!!